Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter.

Lemony SnicketĀ  (via submissions)

(via saraaq)

Dear _____,

I regret that I cannot give you all that you give me. Forgive me for my foolishness.

xo,
________

I feel that if I do not get accepted into the top universities that I won’t be able to do anything with my life and I should probably kill myself.

No animal is as sick or barbaric as the human being.

love me :-(

Solution

I moved the exercise bike to my room. Now I can work out while I play Zelda.

Sometimes I feel guilty for over-eating and then I think of all the people that don’t have enough. It makes me very fortunate to be able to say that I have had too much to eat.

Then I feel worse.

It’s that time of day

Someone somewhere is lighting up

(via -mohawkalex)

Reasons I should end my life right now:
-this essay
-no more chunky peanut butter