It’s 7:19 where have you been I thought you said you’d be home at 7 that was nearly 20 minutes ago you have a cold you can’t be galavanting around town all night you have things to do you know did you do your homework is your room clean good now do the dishes and vacuum the stairs and wipe the mirrors and paint the house and water the plants and feed the hog and pay the bills and shelter the homeless what’s with that face don’t give me that well why are you just standing there are you even listening hello I am standing right here it’s 7:21 now you could have had two minutes of work done already I had such a long day I don’t wanna hear it you better not have plans this weekend if you’re gonna keep giving me that attitude don’t talk back to me and I swear to god Kristen Elizabeth if you roll your eyes at me one more time I’m gonna smack you into graduation.